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I was initially corrupted by comics at a very young age when I was exposed to my older brothers’ stacks of Mad Magazines and issues of X-Men.
As a result I not only believed I would begin to develop superpowers at puberty, but also believed that I, like the X-Men ladies, would one day look like Dolly Parton in zero gravity. I was, unsurprisingly, disappointed on both counts.
Though it turns out the X-Men-hussy effect can be achieved pretty easily with two balloons and a loose t-shirt.